Perhaps I don't have those data harvesting tools to determine your wallet amounts?

Pointless exercise. You are a skilled Bitcoin holder. You know all sorts of added tweaks and adjustments to obscure the TX.

Does the common holder know all of that? Nope, not likely.

Monero is private by default. Those TXs are obscured from the get go.

If you still want to zap, I will gladly accept monero instead! 😎

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