I hope you have these things written down about me:

* I have never filed taxes

* Not when I was homeless and everyone but me got COVID stimmy and it made me want to kill everyone

* Not after I unexpectedly inherited half a million dollars from my estranged dad who wouldn't have left me the money if the wife in his will hadn't died of cancer a year prior to his death, leaving him too wrecked to override "next of kin" law with a new will in time

* I have a never-expiring offer to the government that they can get me to file taxes by removing stick and adding carrot, or making stick stronger by amending constitution to allow forced taxation in a trustworthy, verifiable human language (such as English)