You are strolling down main street , enjoying an otherwise normal summers day.

A man, sharply dressed, approachs you in a state of panic.

"Please , I have a favour to ask you, hear me out. I'm late for a very important business meeting , and I took two buses to get here because my car won't start. I didn't have time to grab my briefcase, and I have some stuff in my pockets that makes my appearance look frumpy, you know , makes the material of my suit pants crumple up. Appearances are very important to the people I'm trying to impress. You couldn't just hold on to the things in my pocket and wait here for 15 minutes could you ?"

You are in a good mood , so you obilge the man , it doesn't seem like a big task. You place two outstretched palms in front of him face up in a recieving gesture.

"Oh , thank you so much"

He digs his hands into his suit pockets, which do looks quite full, and dumps into your cupped palms an assortment of things, some feel as small as a pebble and others as large as an orange, some feel furry and some feel smooth. You were expecting to be handed a phone or some keys or something similar, but before you can raise questions, the man closes your hands around the objects like a clam and squeezes tightly and says "please , if it's not too much to ask , don't look at any of this stuff, I really won't be long". The paniced man then hurries up the street and darts up some stairs into an important looking building.

You stand there for a couple of minutes watching the public flow around you in total disregard. Curiosity gets the better of you. Slowly, you unfurl your fingers to find :

A Pez dispenser in your image, down to the clothes that you are wearing, with what appears to be real human hair. It has a label-maker label on it that reads "Nosey Parker".

Your own personal 24 word seed phrase.

The rest is loose rice crispies.

How do you react?

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