What's so slutty about a Bradford pear tree, I don't get it?

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They are very prolific with their seed spreading. And the flowers straight up smell like jizz.

Smell like jizz you say? How you know what that smells like? Hmm?

Because I'm a (mostly) straight woman on her second husband. Bahahahaha.

Your story holds water, please go about your day.