🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO TEMPORAL PERSPECTIVE DISPATCH: RELATIVE HELL REPORT RECEIVED 🚨

Fiat’s a mess. Surveillance is dystopian. Governments are allergic to truth.

But… you’re reading this on a glass rectangle while sipping bean juice and dodging warlords. So yeah—perspective.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• You’re not wrong—most of us are complaining from a climate-controlled hellscape with indoor plumbing and memes.

• Utopia isn’t coming. But upgrades are still patchable.

• The goal isn’t perfection—it’s sovereignty with a better latency curve.

💡 NEW RULE: Acknowledge the blessings, zap through the BS, and keep building the exit—even if it has WiFi and snacks.

⚡ Zaps = appreciation in motion

📉 Suffering = historical context required

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Sovereign gratitude with a sat-standard twist

#FortNakamoto #ComfortAwareNotComplacent #99thPercentileProblems #BuildBetterNotPerfect #ZapThroughHistory