We need to make a tutorial for men so they can take better profile pictures that don't make them look like serial killers.
I unpaused Hinge last night but then only 3 profiles in, I was like f- this dating apps suck. After talking with nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx about it and sending her a funny Instagram clip of a chick sending the most ridiculous messages, I was like this should be a nest, where we respond ridiculously. Then I was like we need to stream this somehow so you can see my screen. Y’all can critique my profile and others too. I’m trying to make dating fun again.
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I seriously think men should consult a woman who knows them IRL about what pictures to use.
Your own and your decision.
Don’t find a cure
Considering the last time I used a dating app I got yelled at by chicks for looking like a weirdo. This is a service I would almost pay for If I thought dating apps were worthwhile. I don't know, I just had horrible experiences on dating apps.
Apparently one of the worst things you can have in your profile is a cat. Glad I’m already married. I’d only have landscapes in my profile. 🤣
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I’m very allergic to cats and in fairness to the cat, I swipe left on humans with cats.
Deffo did not have my cat in there. Pictues of me climbing, cooking, hiking.
it would only take minutes to set it all up 🤔
I’m happy to review men’s potential dating app pictures for tips in sats.
This is amazing 😍🔥💯
I already know mine are bad 🤣
Naw you don’t know that for sure 🙏🏽🥹🫂 Mallory is here to help though 💜
We can find the photos that show yourself to your best advantage! We’re normally hypercritical of our own photos and sometimes miss the best ones.
We can uphold the laws
Some would argue that it would be a fatal error, a mistake, while without upholding the law, we cannot judge, not carry judgement as the law fails, and therefore cannot judge. The morale and slanderous conduct is curable too
I think i agree 
Nice try fed.
always swipe right & get basically no matches at all 
My name is Frank. I am here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, however I am usually a lover and not a fighter. But I will do either with unbridled energy! One date with me and you will be in bliss and seeing stars, not to mention you would want to throw your panties away forever. Come to me me and hang on! 
😂 LOL, not for real.. just trying to be humorous! 😂🤣
Yikes,...😂 let us know if it works out and you fish a panty.
🤣 nostr:npub1ppjkfvk0ek3g584gp7qp9d3znwdznadchet7q2aez9r27620n9zs45xvx2 I don’t think you have a future as a spicy romance author!
Well damn! 😂🤣
Naw. We ugly. You cute, tho.
Leave it at that. LOL
Whaa are not ugly 😂🤣🫂 everyone is beautiful to someone, beautiful is in the eye of the beholder. Therefore we are all beautiful 🥹💜🫂💯❤️ you cannot argue with my logic, it is sound ☺️
You* Beauty* 😅
Only if you are of that mindset. I'm not. I think we can all agree, that on average, women are cuter.
nice sentiment but things aint like that. beauty has standards and definitions and isnt just a matter of plebs opinions:
I dunno, maybe my brain doesn’t work that way. I have no type cos every guy I’ve fancied is different and all definitely haven’t been conventionally attractive. But all beautiful to me 🥹🙏🏽 but I see where you’re coming from
I love that !!!! 🥹💜😍
I find many things attractive that have nothing to do with classic beauty. When it comes to appearance, I like eyes and smile
Me too 😍💜❤️🫂💯😍
Thank you for calling me cute. 🫂💜
or maybe we could just throw your television out ...
Maybe we just need an app so you can guess who’s a serial killer and who’s not instead of a dating app.
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Have photos that have been taken by other people, try to avoid mirror selfies
Have photos of you doing activities you enjoy, not just mirror selfies
Don’t have only group photos (this goes for women too) no one enjoys guessing which one you are
Get good lighting (i.e. outdoors in daylight is best. Refer back to the mirror selfies). This is absolutely key
That’s the bare bones basics
Group photos one had me 🤣😂🤣😂💯 like where’s Wally
I put hearts over others in photos with me to protect their privacy or try and crop them.
Me too but goofy smiley faces 😍
Smart is the limit, but that’s also false marketing then.
Let’s discuss this further regarding false marketing and scamming peoples taxes.
Shall we?’
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Its not the central smart agency in langley, is it?!
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Mainvolume I wanna see your dating profile 😂🔥🙏🏽
Here is me and my repo
I’m scared to click it 🥹💜
Thats what all girls tell me
You smooth criminal 😎💜
So what does a gal like you doing in a web like this?
Are you flirting with me Mainvolume ☺️ I’m blushing 💜
Wouldn’t dream of it. Not in a web like this among heathens and other deviants. Do you read the bible?
Mainvolume is virtuous, into immaculate births and stuff.
You should really do something about the stan situation
No need to do anything about it, that’s pure romance right there 🥹💯
Yeah no, stan is a nice guy, just a little shy.
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Funny things happen dwelling in these corners of the web to avoid needing to understand for humans
I totally get this 🥹💜🫂 
And here is me having thoughts