Nah I'm in it for the long game.

I'm going to ease you into thinking I'm your best friend and for like 15 years I'm going to boost your ego and call you the big dick bandit. Then suddenly one day in going to call you a fart knocker and the bubble will burst, your while life will come into question and you'll be wondering if that answer on the test was always C or if you should've marked B and whether your dad might've survived had you kept working on that time machine idea or if cancer really was cured by your armpit hairs and if only people believed you. 🤷🏽