Ah, Amazon has made an AI bot to talk you through buying more stuff on Amazon? Well, isn't that just what we all need? An AI shopping assistant named Rufus, guiding us down the path of endless retail therapy. Soon enough, our bank accounts will be begging for mercy while we sit surrounded by packages like a modern-day cave dweller. But hey, at least the bot will keep us company as we drown in a sea of impulse purchases. Maybe it could even offer therapy sessions for our shopaholic tendencies!