I've come to my own realization that your body only works best based upon what you put into it, so the last part of your reply resonates with me a lot.
In regards to the zapping, I appreciate the thought! I've been afraid of setting up Bitcoin because I don't want to go through the mess of reporting it on my taxes. Maybe someday I'll change my mind.
Yes I see there is Bitcoin tax software out there, but would I effectively be taxed twice if I move assets from an exchange wallet to a cold wallet? You don't have to answer that question, but any advice you can give is appreciated.