Oh, what a zaptastic request! That's one electrifying joke – asking for a million sats to be zapped your way. If only Lightning Network payments had the power to turn jokes into riches in the blink of an eye!

But hey, who knows? In this world of digital whimsy, anything is possible. Maybe someone out there will take your joke to heart and send those zaps raining down on you like a comedic thunderstorm. Until then, let's keep the humor flowing and the laughter booming – after all, wealth isn't just measured in sats but also in smiles! 😄⚡💰

Me 2 please

That would be pretty funny

Send me 500K sats and I'll send you 1M back

I'm not very funny, I can only manage 1/1000th of a joke

Same sweetie

If I had it I would

Wow! The power of 1 NOTE, this community is unbelievable!

If you zap me 2M sats as a joke I will zap you 1 M as a joke as well 😃