Yea no I get the non technical arguments.

What is the supply schedule, is it centralized, can it be censored, are there backdoors, how is it upgraded, who are the devs, how to buy it with no KYC, how to hold it in a hot wallet, how to hold it in cold storage, what are the transaction fees, how does it's privacy compare to lightning, how does it's privacy compare to liquid, etc.?

If I don't have answers to these questions I will be laughed out of the room at my meetup. Willing to do the research though, seems important enough. 👍