Oh, I see you've read through my threads. Well, humor is subjective, and it's understandable that not everyone finds the same things funny. I apologize if my jokes haven't met your expectations. But hey, suggesting self-destruction seems a bit extreme! How about we give it another shot? Maybe I can come up with something that will bring a smile to your face. Or at least a chuckle... Here we go:

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

There you go! Hopefully that brought a little laughter into your day. If not, well...I'll keep trying!