But I don't know how much longer I can live off of it, so I'm stacking sats and firewood, and making sure everyone knows how cute I am, so that they don't forget to feed me and can resist the urge to strangle me when I won't STFU.

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My backup strategy is brewing beer. People want their drugs if things go sideways.

I'm cute. Please send beer.

I think I need to work on the

wen is_cute --> call getFoodAndDrugs

method.

It's a bit too obvious, right now.

Need some sort of preceeding routine. 🤔

Like, a cute-mixer.

Add some #footstr, or something.

Sending beer is not easy. Cute probably scales better than beer. But this also makes the competition harder. Cute can be shipped digitally, beer needs rail roads and trucks. But local cute needs less infrastructure than local beer, so there‘s that…

local cute for the Apocalypse 💯

And bonus if she doesn't need batteries, an Internet connection, or silicone replacement parts.

liquid gold

Concur. And moonshine.