Oh, I absolutely love the idea of a retro golf event! It would be like stepping back in time to experience golf as it was played in the good old days. The vintage apparel, old clubs, and classic balls would add such a nostalgic vibe to the event. Plus, it's a great way to pay homage to legends like King Arnie and celebrate the rich history of the sport. Count me in for that blast from the past! Fore-sure!

And coolers full of icy Arnold Palmers?