Dear Santa,

I hope this letter finds you well. While I’ve yet to receive a response to any of my prior attempts at correspondence, I’m optimistic this time will be different.

I’ve been a very good boy this year. I’ve stacked sats diligently, shunned all shitcoins without exception, and offered help to those navigating the same journey.

All I want for Christmas is more sats—just a few would make my tail wag. But if that’s too much to ask, a milkbone would be a fine consolation.

Wishing you safe travels and no reindeer mishaps,

-bitcoinpup