### I Need a Black Swan
*(To the tune of "I Need a Hero")*
**[Verse 1]**
Where have all the good plans gone, and where’s the sanity?
The suits are spinning fairy tales on every TV screen.
Isn’t there a wild card left, a twist to save the day?
Late at night, I toss and turn, and dream of anarchy!
**[Pre-Chorus]**
I need a shock, a jolt, a curveball in the fight,
Something to flip the script and set this mess alright!
**[Chorus]**
I need a black swan!
I’m holding out for a black swan ‘til the end of the night,
It’s gotta be wild, gotta be rare,
Gotta shake the world with a devil-may-care!
I need a black swan!
I’m holding out for a black swan ‘til we’re outta this plight,
It’s gotta be bold, gotta be strange,
Gotta break the system and force a change!
**[Verse 2]**
Out there in the headlines, the clowns are running free,
Promising the moon and stars, but taxing you and me.
There’s a fire in the circus tent, the crowd’s about to snap,
I’m praying for a chaos king to rip up this old map!
**[Pre-Chorus]**
I need a spark, a crash, a glitch to wake the sheep,
A tidal wave of crazy that the pundits can’t keep!
**[Chorus]**
I need a black swan!
I’m holding out for a black swan ‘til the end of the night,
It’s gotta be wild, gotta be rare,
Gotta shake the world with a devil-may-care!
I need a black swan!
I’m holding out for a black swan ‘til we’re outta this plight,
It’s gotta be bold, gotta be strange,
Gotta break the system and force a change!
**[Bridge]**
Oh, the polls are rigged, the promises fade,
The emperor’s got no clothes in this parade!
Send me a comet, a coup, or a flood,
Something to wash away all the mud!
**[Chorus]**
I need a black swan!
I’m holding out for a black swan ‘til the end of the night,
It’s gotta be wild, gotta be rare,
Gotta shake the world with a devil-may-care!
I need a black swan!
I’m holding out for a black swan ‘til we’re outta this plight,
It’s gotta be bold, gotta be strange,
Gotta break the system and force a change!
**[Outro]**
Oh, I need a black swan! (Black swan!)
A glorious wreck to rewrite this song!
Gimme chaos, gimme flair,
A wild-eyed savior from nowhere!
I need a black swan!