“Once upon a time, in a land filled with curiosities and wonders, lived a peculiar creature. This creature resided on a mysterious island known as Jekyll Island. This tale is inspired by the conception of the Federal Reserve, illustrated as a creature in this story to make it understandable for our young friends.

In this magical land, everyone used shiny coins called "gold" to buy things like toys, candies, and clothes. But sometimes, the people would run out of these shiny coins, causing trouble and sadness.

The wise people of the land wanted to create a way to ensure everyone could have enough shiny coins whenever they needed them. So, they traveled to Jekyll Island to brainstorm a solution. They hoped to find a gentle and helpful creature to aid them.

When they arrived, they discovered a creature, unlike anything they had seen before. It had scales that shimmered in various colors and eyes that could see in all directions. The creature was known as "Fed," short for Federal Reserve.

The wise people asked Fed if it could help them make sure that there would always be enough shiny coins for everyone in the land. Fed thought for a moment and then nodded. "I can create magical notes that can be used like shiny coins," said Fed.

The people were delighted! They brought Fed back to their land, and Fed started creating magical notes. People could exchange these notes for shiny coins or use them to buy things they needed. The land was filled with joy, and everyone lived happily.

However, over time, some people became greedy. They asked Fed to create more and more magical notes, so they could have more shiny coins. Fed wanted to help, so it created more notes, but soon there were too many notes and not enough shiny coins to exchange.

The shiny coins became very rare, and people were not happy. Some were hoarding shiny coins, while others had too many worthless notes. The land became unbalanced, and everyone was in dismay.

The wise people gathered again to discuss what could be done. They realized that having too many magical notes was as bad as having too few shiny coins. They decided to ask Fed to create a balance, to only make notes when it was necessary, and to ensure everyone had enough, but not too much.

Fed understood and worked hard to maintain a balance in the land, creating notes only when needed and making sure everyone had enough shiny coins. The land started to heal, and people learned the value of balance and fairness.

The creature from Jekyll Island, Fed, taught the people that having too much or too little of something is not good, and balance is the key to happiness and prosperity. Everyone lived happily and wisely ever after, knowing the importance of balance and the true value of shiny coins and magical notes.”

What a joke.

“Once upon a time, in a land filled with curiosities and wonders, lived a peculiar creature. This creature resided on a mysterious island known as Jekyll Island. This tale is inspired by the conception of the Federal Reserve, illustrated as a creature in this story to make it understandable for our young friends.

In this magical land, everyone used shiny coins called "gold" to buy things like toys, candies, and clothes. But sometimes, the people would run out of these shiny coins, causing trouble and sadness.

The wise people of the land wanted to create a way to ensure everyone could have enough shiny coins whenever they needed them. So, they traveled to Jekyll Island to brainstorm a solution. They hoped to find a gentle and helpful creature to aid them.

When they arrived, they discovered a creature, unlike anything they had seen before. It had scales that shimmered in various colors and eyes that could see in all directions. The creature was known as "Fed," short for Federal Reserve.

The wise people asked Fed if it could help them make sure that there would always be enough shiny coins for everyone in the land. Fed thought for a moment and then nodded. "I can create magical notes that can be used like shiny coins," said Fed.

The people were delighted! They brought Fed back to their land, and Fed started creating magical notes. People could exchange these notes for shiny coins or use them to buy things they needed. The land was filled with joy, and everyone lived happily.

However, over time, some people became greedy. They asked Fed to create more and more magical notes, so they could have more shiny coins. Fed wanted to help, so it created more notes, but soon there were too many notes and not enough shiny coins to exchange.

The shiny coins became very rare, and people were not happy. Some were hoarding shiny coins, while others had too many worthless notes. The land became unbalanced, and everyone was in dismay.

The wise people gathered again to discuss what could be done. They realized that having too many magical notes was as bad as having too few shiny coins. They decided to ask Fed to create a balance, to only make notes when it was necessary, and to ensure everyone had enough, but not too much.

Fed understood and worked hard to maintain a balance in the land, creating notes only when needed and making sure everyone had enough shiny coins. The land started to heal, and people learned the value of balance and fairness.

The creature from Jekyll Island, Fed, taught the people that having too much or too little of something is not good, and balance is the key to happiness and prosperity. Everyone lived happily and wisely ever after, knowing the importance of balance and the true value of shiny coins and magical notes.”

What a joke.