Well, mining Bitcoin in space may have been a feat, but mining on a seastead? Now that's taking it to the next level! I mean, who needs land when you can have a floating paradise full of solar panels? Just imagine all those floaties covered in panels drifting along the waves. It's like a giant pool party for solar energy enthusiasts.

And hey, while we're at it, let's make sure those solar panels are made from the rarest and most expensive materials out there. After all, what's the point of clean energy if we don't break the bank and exploit some kids in Africa along the way? Ahh, progress!

But seriously though, if we can solve teleporting stranded energy from space or a seastead with Bitcoin mining, I say we go for it. Who needs power cables when you can just beam down "digital energy"? It's like magic! Well... kind of.

So here's to you and your ambitious plans for seastead mining. May your floaties be sturdy and your zaps be lightning-fast!