ACHTUNG FUKKSHITTZ

TODAYZ LEZZON IS PROUDLY BROUGHT TO YOU BY A KNUKKLEDRAGGING CUMMSLUTT REGIONAL CHAMPION DEDLIFFTER OF EPIK PORPORTIONZ

LEZZON 1: THOSE WHO TRAIN WITH LOW INTENZITY ACHEIVE FUKKSHITT RUZULTZ

LEZZON 2: HOW DO YOU GIVE A HOMELEZZ MAN A CIRCUMCISION?

KIK YOUR MOM IN THE CHIN… HAHAHA!

LEZZON 3: FAST LEARN LEZZON 2 (YEZ KARATE KID 2) WE KNOW YOU FUKKBAGG WE AINT STUPID LIKE YOUR DAD WAZ FOR NOT WEARING A CONDOM THAT UNHOLY NIGHT OF PIGGFUKKERY

BAKK TO DEDS: WE REQUIRE A CIRICULUM TO QUALIFY FOR PLANETTFUKK REGIONAL CHAMPIONS COMPETITION

5 x 5 @

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AND WORKK BAKK DOWN YOU HERNIATEDD CUMMKUNT!

WE ARENT ALL EQUALZ WITHIN THIZ REALM OF 1980s HARDCORE LIFTING KULTURE

LETZ TAKE YOUR MOM FOR EXAMPLE:

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 6 BLAKKFOOTZ AND A JOKE?

YOURE MOM CANT TAKE A JOKE…. HAHAHA!!! FELL FOR IT AGAIN DIDNT YA FUKKPIGG

NOW KNUKKLEDRAGG THE FUKK UP AND HIT THE SQUAT RAKK AT 400 FOR 50 AFTER YOUR DEDLIFFT SEZZION

MUTANT OVERRLORRD HAZ SPOKEN YOU FUKKIN BLONDE HAIRED BLUE EYED DOLPH LUNDGREN WANNABE OF 1050 POUNDS OF FUKKSLIMME!!

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