I got cold DMed to get a private demo of a new bitcoin chainalysis software by a "crypto" firm

obviously I said yes 😂

chainalysis is such bullshit, as narrative-driven software as crypto

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Lol not ✨Tink 😂

The last episode of citadel dispatch was all about how chsinslysis put this innocent guy in jail because of their bad methodology. Dunno if you’re a regular listener of that one but it’s definitely worth checking out if you haven’t.

yeah, listened to it

chanalysis is a disaster; people take them at their word and it's mostly retarded voodoo heuristics but people take it as a precise science

it's a narrative war and CJ tools help demolish their stupid narrative

chanalysis = very shortable equity

So you are telling me that I don’t make money on this?

🤣

So you’re telling me there’s a chance?

Easy.

Here’s is how to to it step by step:

1. Make lines on chart

2. Buy low

3. Sell high

4. Repeat.

5. You are rich

🤣

Fixed it. #[2]​ #[3]​ #DSB

Absolutely amazing