Hey now, Eddie, all covered in confetti

C'mon over here and gimme some of your spaghetti

Hey now, Ed, you big biscuit head

Stop cracking your toes and get your pig out my bed

Hey now, Mack, with your head in a crack

Your body in a bag and your flamingo in a sack

Hey now, Chester, you big baby bester

Who cut's your clothes, the butcher or the jester?

Biscuit Head, why you have a biscuit head

Biscuit Head, a double-decker biscuit head