lmao I very casually dated this man on and off for about a year and half and semi recently past 6 months or so I finally was like “okay no more”… it had just stopped feeling fulfilling to be in something superficial.

key note here, though, is that he was kind of famous and… wow. If you ever think that you get to break up with someone famous and just be chill afterward. Let me tell you, no you don’t.

This man is literally flying helicopters on Instagram now. These dudes are more dramatic than girls. I’m telling you.