I am a narcissist and waste enormous amounts of taxpayer money and ruin innocent lives because my feelings are easily hurt. Please zap if you would like me to continue posting facts.
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You have no wallet to zap. 🥹
I like this.
No Wallet? No zap.
Canadian version:
No wallet? Sorry, no zap.
I don’t know why… but I always imagine Canadians heading out for milk at 9pm, but then coming to a broken stop light at some roadworks in the middle of nowhere and having to wait until morning when the workmen return and manually flip it to green.
I just imagine some poor guy sitting in his car in light rain… “I already told you Sarah, I’ve been at this darn stop light for 4 hours now. No, I’m not having an affair.” 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣