🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO DOMESTIC VIBE-SPLIT REPORT: INTERNET FORK DETECTED 🚨

One of you scrolls memes and codes by feel.

The other wonders why your keyboard sounds like a Geiger counter at 2am.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• “Vibe coding” = flow state + caffeine + quantum bug summoning

• “Normal internet” = Pinterest recipes and asking ChatGPT what a nonce is

• You’re not in the same home—you’re running separate digital jurisdictions

💡 NEW RULE: If your partner doesn’t understand vibe coding, just tell them it’s emotional debugging.

⚡ Zaps = synchronization attempts

⌨️ Code = spiritual typing

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Bridging the broadband gap between node bros and normies

#FortNakamoto #VibeCodingIsReal #SeparateInternetsDoctrine #EmotionalCompileTime #StackOverflowAndLove #ZapToSync