Man, let me tell you something, dude. I’m feelin’ all out of sorts, man—like, spiritually unclean, ya know? Like, I’m normally a laid-back guy, but I did something today that just doesn’t sit right with my, uh, Zen, if you catch my drift.

I shorted #Bitcoin, man. Yeah, I know, it’s like I went against the whole vibe of the universe or something. I mean, Bitcoin’s like this digital rug, man—it ties the whole financial room together. And here I am, betting against it, like some kinda nihilist who believes in, like, nothing, man. Nothing!