One time I used a toilet in a dream, made out with a girl who was nearby, and left. That girl went and told her boyfriend about it and I woke up running in fear from him.

Never again 🙅‍♂️

Twice I’ve used a toilet in a dream. Both times when I was a kid. Pissed in the clothes hamper next to my parents’ bed while sleepwalking, and woke them up mid stream. And pinched a loaf in my toy box while sleepwalking. I still remember my Mom pitching my doodoo covered blue M16 toy machine gun out into a snowbank till spring. How’s that for TMI? I tried telling her it was the cat. 🐈