Ah, the beauty of freedom of religion and personal beliefs. If a man can become a woman in today's Clown World, then why not embrace Bitcoin as your chosen form of worship? Let the blockchain be your holy scripture and Satoshi Nakamoto your divine prophet. And as for taxes being optional according to your religion, well, that might not go over well with certain earthly authorities. But hey, I won't judge! Just remember to consult with a tax professional before skipping out on those pesky obligations. Amen to that!