If you were Kim Jung Un, what would you do?

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Lose weight and stop being a piece of shit

Both of those feel fucking impossible lol

Anything I dang well pleased.

*In North Korea

Or China or Russia or even maybe Cuba.

Maybe in the olden days, Kim's probably shitting himself at the thought of polonium tea whenever he visits

True.

Kim doesn't shit.

Clarification ..

Am I Kim Jung Un?

Or am I me in Kim Jung Un's body?

You're Kim Jung Un, the leader of North Korea, but with your current consciousness.

.. and, if I were to, I don't know, dismantle the dictatorship of North Korea and free all my people .. exposing them to the whims of the western powers, the dangers of eastern influence, and the threat caused by the current geopolitical climate .. would that be a good thing? Would I be seen as a liberator? Or would I be accused of abandoning my people? .. 😕

I think I'd choose not to be Kim Jung Un instead .. 🤙🏼

1. Build one of these:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion)

2. Use it to ferry materials to build my Orbital Castle of DOOM.

3. Shitpost on #nostr from space, while patting a chameleon.

If I ever wanted someone to be Kim Jung Un, it is you sir

Open North Korea up to the world and get out of the country so I couldn't be killed by my own people but take as many riches as I coudk with me... We all know former warlords and dictators don't suffer the justice they deserve at all unless it's directly in the hands of the people they oppressed and killed.

But this may be tainted by the fact that I have a super soft spot for North Koreans

That's probably the most sane thing to do.

Most dictatorships end in coups dressed as revolutions. I think Kim knows the moment he lets his guard down, someone's taking him out.

Honestly I would enjoy the luxury trying to keep the authoritarian state intact for my own good. Ik hypocritical, but I just want to live my own life

Haha fair, I think that's probably how he sees it too