One time long ago, At a party back when I was about 22.
At an outdoor party, and in a corner I happened to find myself in.
I watched a guy use one of those tennis racket bug zappers drunkenly zap the tip of his penis multiple times. For a laugh.
Having known him on and off some times since, I'm not even sure he was drunk.
Or just a special kind of human.
I'm beginning to see that's why I'm here on Nostr...
Because I am not willing to zap my penis with an actual bug zapper for a laugh.
Anyway.
How about them trades ammorite?