You can just change your profile name to Dan

You can just take a selfie with a shoe on your head

You can just say GM to nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6

You can just celebrate your nostrversary

You can just start a hell thread

You can just...