That’s pretty sophisticated. Best one I ever saw we found outside our recovery center.

It was part of a bicycle, like a top tube, so it looked like just a piece of trash left behind. But inside it had a blade! So if you aimed it and shook it just right, the blade would pop right out. Someone was a mechanical genius. And also probably pretty high, because they left it behind.

Taught substance abuse classes in county jail, but never had any issues there. It was more peaceful than the recovery center. Working in the jail was vacation.

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Thank you for your service in corrections.

I never worked the rehab lockups.

Louisiana has the most dangerous prisons in the nation.

One prison I worked at for 23 years from Cadet to Compound Major had 1,180 beds. As Deputy Warden I had a complex of four prisons, men and women with over 2,000 beds. I did a little time at Angola. Camp J was a bad place. Very bad place.

Did short time duty at a couple smaller jails / prisons of 500 beds after retiring from the state.

Held Albert Woodfox, murdered a young cadet officer for no reason. Held the three Colombian assassins of Barry Seal. Many more high profile cases. 90 percent of mine were lifers plus. Louisiana life meant you got out when you died. Very few every beat that with parole.

I am too old to chase escapees, break up fights and cell entries. I am going to stay retired.

Enjoyed the conversation. Stay safe.

Thanks for your service! I wasn’t a DOC officer, just an addiction professional. We were given volunteer status, but went in weekly to teach. This was Kansas. I also did Senate Bill 6, the 3rd and sub DUI program.

TL;DR: intensive probation didn’t prevent my DUI clients from re-offending. It just doesn’t work. Their failures were colossally bad. Many of my non-Senate bill clients did even worse crimes when they re-offended.

This was when I burned out on the addiction field and quit to go back to journalism.

Those were HUGE prisons where you were DW. That’s hard work! 🫑