Why won’t vegetarians ever argue with each other?

Because that would mean having beef

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Putting that one in the dad joke holster.

💜💜 I’ll rock my New Balance 990’s and constantly just keep on making puns as a dad.

Keep ‘em gleaming white.

What do you call someone that only eats vegetables?

A bad hunter.

Before a hunting competition, as the crowd gathers, what does the hunter first do?

They take a bow

I still think 3OH!3’s line “Tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef / that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him” was some of the best publicity vegetarians ever got

Damn, never heard that line 💜🫶