Here’s a Bitcoin and Covid joke.

So bitcoin walks into a bar, well tries to, but the bouncer stops it and says sorry no entry without a mask and stable value. Bitcoin rolls its eyes and says I’m immune to Covid man I’m decentralized. The bouncer laughs. You might have dodged the virus but every time someone sneezes near Wall Street you drop 20%. bitcoin shrugs, mutters something about Fiat being the real disease and vanishes before the bouncer can scan its QR code.