I've hit peak follower. I know I claimed to have hit it before, but my calibration was off. This is really the end. I've captured the entire market for droll, hyperintellectual ruminations from an irreverent brunette nobody has ever heard of.
It's so over. Only down from here. You are all I have left.
💝 Each one of you is precious.
Think about it. Just think about it.
You are more rare than Bitcoin.
Consider the odds you were born:
1 in 400 Trillion.
The odds I was born:
1 in 400 Trillion
The odds we would meet:
1 in 100,000
Those odds are long enough to call it a statistical impossibility. We religious call it a miracle when the impossible happens.
So, it’s a miracle that we’re here, talking, right now.
You’re a miracle too, and the math bears that out. Don’t forget it.
1132 isn't bad but you can do better
I love you so much 🫂😘
