Guy walks up, he's having a bad date. He's divorced after 17 years of marriage. He's in his third date since his divorce. He says that it is not going well.

He ask me if I can pretend I know him and make him look cool. I got this, I walk away and wait for the lady to sit down.

I proceedingly walk up and dap him up, ask him if he wants his usual and that I'll start him a name tab. Thank him for "the other night," which never happened. Introduce myself to his date and give them both a complimentary key lime pie shot for "the other night."

They had a blast all night and left with a grin on their face.

Mission accomplished.

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