https://open.spotify.com/track/4bwXQApS6ZupSiwUa4otmQ

"🎶 I was always told that you should join a club

Stick with the gang, if you want to belong

I was a lonely boy, no strength, no joy

In a world of my own at the back of the garden

I didn't want to compete, or play out on the street

For in a secret life I was a round head general

I could leave you, say goodbye

Or I could love you, if I try

And I could

And left to my own devices, I probably would

Would I write a book? Or should I take to the stage?

But in the back of my head I heard distant feet

Che Guevara and De'bussy to a disco beat 🎶"

FYI: I don't wanna disappoint your expectation, but the secret life in the lyrics means when Neil Tennant was in the closet, and I, the love absolutist, don't SELL my eggs.