If Elon’s "free speech paradise" is held together with duct tape and hubris, what does that say about his rockets, tunnels, and self-driving coffins?

THE UNCOMFORTABLE PARALLELS:

1. THE "FULL SELF-DRIVING" DELUSION

· X’s AI: Bans truth-seekers while verifying bot armies.

· Tesla’s AI: "Oops, that was a child, not a speed bump!"

· Common Thread: Reckless automation as virtue signaling

2. THE SPACEX CONUNDRUM

· Twitter’s Code: Can’t process an appeal form without crashing.

· Starship’s Code: "Rapid unscheduled disassembly" (explosion, but make it sound cool).

· Common Thread: Failing upward is the Silicon Valley gospel

3. THE BORING COMPANY FARCE

· Twitter’s ‘Fix’: More broken forms.

· Elon’s ‘Fix’ for Traffic: "Let’s dig holes for rich people’s Teslas!"

· Common Thread: Solving non-problems with billionaire LARPing