Book flight.
What bag you want? Only tiny bag allowed.
I'll take tiny bag.
You sure? Tiny bag for poors.
Yes.
What seat you want?
Shit seat.
You sure you want shit seat? Shit seat for poors.
Hold bag?
No just tiny bag.
Fwcking poors.
You need a visa? You might need visa.
No visa.
You sure you not illegal poors?
No.
Ok get to flight early need to check shoes for bombs.
Ok.
Flight will leave without you poors don't be late.
How do people live like this.
The Midwestern urge to just drive there
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If I can drive there in 24h or less then I am driving there. I used to enjoy flying pre-9/11.
#EndTheTSA
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I feel like 2 days is the limit, with an overnight stay