Sitting here, twiddling my thumbs as I wait for people from the apartment management company to walk through and try to find a reason to evict us. Because I guess a carpet had a little bit of dog pee on it.

They don’t even give you a specific time for when it’s going to happen; they just provide an 8-hour range for when it might happen. So now I’m sitting in my living room, trying to catch every time a dog pees on the floor before these people spontaneously show up.

Landlords and rent-seekers are awful, awful people, and my hate grows every day.