Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug?

A: Four. Two in the front, two in the back.

Q: How can you tell if an elephant is in your refrigerator?

A: There's a footprint in the mayo.

Q: How can you tell if two elephants are in your refrigerator?

A: There's two footprints in the mayo.

Q: How can you tell if three elephants are in your refrigerator?

A: The door won't shut.

Q: How can you tell if four elephants are in your refrigerator?

A: There's a VW Bug in your driveway.