That's how I met my wife more or less .

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Ok you convinced me lol

Word of caution , you need to be hung like a donkey for this technique to work , good luck .

you may be surprised how the carnivore diet helps with that lol

The carnivore diet makes your dick bigger, didn't know that man .

Yeh it’s interesting. I used be a grower but after two months of carnivore I am now a shower. 😁

POV : You are a shower .

So what you’re really saying is your stomach is smaller so you see more, right?

I don’t know what science is. But I think carnivore diet increases men’s base testerone and HGH levels. Which helps make the penis enlarge.

Except for the rare woman it’s men who are obsessed with dick size. For the love of god would y’all get over it already.

Size doesn’t matter!

Tell that to someone with a micropenis .

This has been one funny thread development 😂

XD ! Yeah man, it's good craic !

So I just need to get drunk and break into random peoples houses til I find my soul mate 🫡

This is deh whay .

Ok so for the most part size doesn’t matter. There are outliers. There is both too small and too large. Most men don’t fall into those categories. But most men stress like they do.

You ever see an old man's dick , it's like a dinosaur dick , so in a way everyone is big at the end , you know what I mean , it all evens out .

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I getcha ;)

No I haven’t actually. What kind of stuff do you watch on the internet? 😂

Not the mens changing room at the local swimming pool for one thing .

Dude eyes up

Why , it's only a dick , we all got one .

I don’t 🤷🏼‍♀️

Neither do I

It can be different to tell in 2023 😂

*difficult

Well get out there girl .

🤣 I’m looking for long term and have only received short term offers.

Will you marry me?

There you go can’t use that as an excuse anymore lol

Is this the first ever marriage proposal on Nostr!!!!

Praying she has no penis of course. 😂

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😂 I don’t have a penis. You might want to be careful throwing around marriage proposals I might say yes.

So I didn’t hear a no 😂

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C'est marrant que la gente masculine se préoccupe de ça psychologiquement !? comme certaines femmes de leurs seins ou apparences ...l'acceptation de son corps et de soi est plus su'important à bas les stéréotypes et aux complexes au risque de déviances chirurgicales vous vous rendez compte d'une société (film avec Tom Cruise)

Thématique intéressante merci 🤣💜🫂

You guys actually check each other out in changing rooms?

Well the way the old men dino dicks be swinging around , don't have much of a choice .

Nope I am fast. I put my swimming trunks on and jump straight in the pool.

Frankly, I really don’t care what another dudes penis and ball sack looks like. 😆

Great now you made think, what is the oldest dick you’ve ever seen!?

The oldest living dick ?

Are you looking at dead dick frequently? I know I’m not.

Not frequently , but I have been to a dick museum before in Amsterdam , they got all kinds of dead dicks in a jar .

Weird. I didn’t know that. Since people have on average gotten taller over the years I wonder if penis size has also increased

I wouldn't say so , male testosterone levels are shocking these days .

I’m not fond of surveys, though, because people lie. It would be better if someone studied duration of monogamous relationships vs. penis length. Or gave us the distribution of actual dildo sales by length.

Couldn’t care less tbh. WaS just making the point eating meat has helped my meat. 😆

Best I can do is trip over it .

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