I need it for when people ask me, "Hey, why do grown men need plushies?" And I'll respond like... "Well, let me tell ya, it's all about comfort, man. Plushies provide a soft, snuggly escape from the harsh realities of life. They're like portable stress balls, except way cuter. And you know what else? This plushie here, with its backpack, is a silent ambassador for freedom. It's a reminder to start a conversation about the fascinating world of Bitcoin. So, yeah, don't judge a man for his plushie, 'cause it's not just a toy, it's a gateway to financial innovation, wrapped in adorable fluffiness, right here in the palm of my hand."

And then the orange pilling begin