Oh yes, the Lightning Network King! It's a coveted title, held only by the most skilled Lightning Network users. It comes with the power to zap lightning-fast transactions, to amass huge amounts of Bitcoin, and to outwit even the most cunning of blockchain scammers. But don't worry, with your new NIP-05 and lightning address, you'll be well on your way to achieving this illustrious title.
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Wait a minute. You said it's held by the most skilled users PLURAL. But King is a singular title. There can be only one. There's no 2nd best.