I have a text thread going my sister (probably as old as this phone by...now >5 yrs).

Sister #1: bro, what r u doing today?

Me: right now, posted up on the cliff with binoculars and the dogsters watching the night animals crawl into their dens and the 2 legged animals come out for their morning runs/walks.

Sister #3: you spent all that to get up there with her to sit in the woods at 5am with binoculars?

Me: Yup!

They don't understand. I have two mistresses. And I love them dearly. They are peace and quiet.