My Saturday coffee plan, inspired by a good old 3AC reference here.

Buy coffee in bulk on high rate credit card. Resell to caffeine addicts outside who aren’t allowed in. Realize coffee purchased is decaffeinated. Open more aggressive credit line direct with coffee supplier. Buy espresso at overpriced rates. Attempt to sell Americanos in haste before they get cold. Market leftover product as cold brew. Liquidate remaining assets. Denounce citizenship, move to Bali.

Sounds busy, think I can fit it all in?

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