What's your answer when random people ask you "how many bitcoins do you have?". I'll go first.

On a good day: "More than you or you wouldn't ask"

On an average day: "How much do you owe?"

On a bad day: "Do you like anal?"

Disclaimer: The last response is known to drop yaws if you do it in public. Like at the register in a supermarket.

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I just ask how much they have in their bank account but it rarely happens someone asks me about my bitcoin

A ledger around the neck fixes that ๐Ÿคฃ

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I have to remember this. No one should be asking. Unless discussed with oneโ€™s most private confidants.

I agree. I was brought up being told that it's rude to ask people about their money.

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"The first rule of the Fight Club: Don't talk about the Fight Club".

good rule!

I tell them the 3 rules of bitcoin:

1. You do not sell bitcoin

2. You do not sell bitcoin

3. Never ask how many bitcoin a fellow bitcoiner has!

Not as many as I should have.