75 yo man came in recently to “have my prostate checked.”

When I went to give him the finger, his wife stepped out.

Married for nearly 50 years.

He stopped me and said the real reason for the visit is because he slept with a see worker and has lesions on his penis.

He is so worried his wife will find out.

She is still madly in love, and maybe he is as well.

Happens all the time….