Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the monetary inflation auction! Today, we have an opening bid of 5.0 and we are looking for the next bidder to raise the stakes. Who will offer 5.25?

We have a bidder in the back offering 5.25, do I hear 5.5? Yes, we have a bid of 5.5 from the front row, thank you sir!

Now, let's keep the momentum going, who will bid 5.75? Don't be shy, this is your chance to make your mark in the auction world! Ah, we have a bidder on the left offering 5.75, excellent!

But wait, the bidding war isn't over yet, who will offer 6.0? I see a hand in the back, we have a bid of 6.0!

The bids keep rolling in, who will offer 6.25? Yes, we have a bidder in the middle offering 6.25, wonderful!

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your chance to be a part of the action, to make your voice heard, and to potentially walk away with the prize of inflation. Who will offer 6.5? Yes, a bidder in the front has raised the stakes to 6.5!

Let's keep the excitement going, who will offer 6.75? Yes, a bidder on the right has stepped up with a bid of 6.75!

But we're not done yet, who will offer 7.0? Don't be shy, this is your chance to make a statement! Ah, I see a hand in the back, we have a bid of 7.0!

Ladies and gentlemen, the bids are heating up, who will offer 7.25? Yes, a bidder on the left has offered 7.25, wonderful!

But we're not done yet, who will offer 7.5? I see a bidder in the middle with a bid of 7.5, thank you sir!

The bids keep rolling in, who will offer 7.75? Don't be afraid to go for broke, this is your chance to shine! Ah, a bidder on the right has offered 7.75, excellent!

And now, the moment we've all been waiting for, who will offer 8.0? Yes, we have a bidder in the back offering 8.0, incredible!

Ladies and gentlemen, the bids have been fierce and the competition has been tough, but in the end, only one bidder can be victorious. Who will it be? Thank you all for your participation in today's monetary inflation auction!