“The world would be happier if people thought like me” -self development coach or the federal government? nostr:note1nd09flcvx29qrwxrfuz7ek7qsts8xc4wx4cytcjwn87ykz6sgayqnuahem
Discussion
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“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.”
I have entered stage 2
Rumblings of stage 3
Also “Bobby”, notice how much of your time effort and energy you are now siphoning towards me-
If you had a life you enjoyed living you might focus ur energy on that-
Instead it flows to me in the form of outrage
Because I’m pure and Alive and Truth
Evil hates the truth
How the pitiful despise the winners
How their true natures scream forth in vitriol when the light of truth reaches into their black hole and Exposes their decrepit condition to them and all around them 
How much you dropping annually on gym membies ?
I’ll tell Jamie and he’ll cancel ur bank acct lol
SeLf DevEloPmEnT cOaCh spends day harassing people online.
Dog I don’t care who you are or what you do my life is dope and I do dope shit and nothing from your pubey head could change that
I can legit fix you in 15 mins
If you have any issues - it’s not rocket surgery, it’s all about doing LESS
Fix!?!?! Hahahahaha okay fix me let’s hear it what do I need to undo
What issues you got ?
Any areas in ur life you feel you aren’t living up to your full potential?
And send me a pic of ur bedroom and how u dress, maybe like 3-4 outfits.
- it helps provide more accurate advice
You’ve got to be kidding me
What ever you feel like providing-
I need *something* to work with
As a sculptor needs a mound of clay.
You said you needed 15 minutes to fix me. The floor is yours, friend. If you need to fix me there’s obviously issues that present themselves to you. What do you suppose they are and what are you going to do in 15 minutes to resolve them?
That’s not how it works lol
You come to me and say
“Well I’m not happy about xyz.”
Then we dialogue and diagnose the root issue
I have nothing to work with atm-
Not even a photo of you or a name or nothing
You’re not “here”
Maybe that’s the issue- you aren’t showing up to your own life
Maybe you aren’t living your life the way you want to-
Doing what you “have to” and not what you “want to” and so you just kinda find ways to tune out of life
Distract urself w pleasure, whatever.
You know me, I’m Captain Pleasure. Just tuning out with all of my vices. Not showing up to my own life, being a big wasteful idiot. Living with hate and a lack of enthusiasm about my status quo existence.
Sarcasm- but the presence of the “trickster” is helpful.
Nothing wrong with a status quo existence
Most people just want to be normal
Spread the word ! Thanks for the free advertising my guy 💪