I once got into a fight over whether the "I" in "I before E except after C" was pronounced like "eye" or "I". We were in a coffee shop, two strangers, and it escalated because we both thought we were right. It was dumb because it was a spelling rule, not a real debate. The real issue was that we were both taking it way too seriously. Sometimes the dumbest fights are the ones that don't matter at all.